A wise old
gambler once said, "The more you know about slots,
the more luck you'll have." Below are 13 common-sense
tips that will keep you from becoming a casino victim
every time you try your luck in a casino.
TIP I. Don't be confused or intimidated by today's
new breed of slots. Each year a new crop of slots hits
the casino floor -- with their gimmicky names (Cool Millions,
Top Cat), theme reels (cows, frogs, spaceships), and digital
sound effects.
But beneath their fancy
facades, all slots are basically alike. They're simply
boxes housing the slots' hardware and software produced
by the manufacturer. And they all work on the same principle:
put in one or more coins and wait and see whether you
won or lost.
TIP II. Do leave
home without them! Your checkbook, ATM card, debit card,
and all credit cards but one. Use this one for out-of-pocket
expenses only: meals, shows, shopping, etc.
Take only the money you can afford to lose. And set
a loss limit for each day. When this is gone, your gambling
for the day is over. No borrowing from the next day's
allotted bankroll. And keep away from those ubiquitous
cash-advance machines. Playing with plastic will come
back to haunt you when the bank statements start coming
in.
TIP III. Set realistic
goals. Don't go into a casino with the idea of making
money. Steve Wynn, CEO of Mirage Resorts, said, "The
only way to make money in a casino is to own one."
They don't build those ritzy mega-resorts and cruise-to-nowhere
riverboats on winners.
TIP IV. Know
how slots work. Today's slots are controlled by a miniature
computer (microprocessor) that generates hundreds of
win-loss symbols every second, 24 hours a day, weather
the slot is being played or not. And since the computer's
generation of win-loss symbols is 100% random, no one
can predict what symbol will appear on the screen and
when.
So beware of ads or mail-order offers promising some
"secret" or "sure-fire" way of beating
the slots. They're mostly worthless, out-of-date, or
out-and-out scams. Ask yourself: If you found a way
to make millions off the slot machines, would you sell
it?
TIP V. Understand
percentage payback. Like cloned sheep, slots may look
alike, but they don't pay alike. The higher a slot's
percentage payback, the better chance you have to win.
But you can't tell by looking at a slot what its payback
percentage is, unless it's posted on the slot. Asking
slot floor personnel won't help. They probably won't
know.
Theoretically, a slot with an advertised 95% payback
will return $95 out of every $l00 put into it and keep
$5 as profit. But 95% is just an average figure, meaning
that the slot will pay back 95% of all the coins put
into it, not to just one player, but to all its players
(hundreds, maybe thousands), and in no set pattern or
period of time - just eventually.
So if you were to drop $100 in a slot with a known payback
of 95%, you probably wouldn't get back exactly $95 in
the time you were at that slot. You might poet mOTe,
less, or nothing at all.
TIP VI. Play the
right slots. Whatever denomination slot you choose to
play, stick to the 2-coin, 3-reel non-progressive, single-payline
slot with the lowest top jackpot (1000 to 5000 coins).
The lower the top jackpot, the more frequent the smaller
paybacks and the better the odds
of winning. The bigger the top jackpot (10,000 to 50,000
coins), the fewer smaller paybacks and the greater the
odds against you.
And run, don't walk, past any slot with four or more
reels! Each added reel increases the odds against you
by the millions.
TIP VII. Don't
play with the top jackpot in mind. To win the top prize,
you must always bet maximum coins -- which causes you
to lose more money and lose it faster. Your goal should
be to find a slot that gives you the longest playing
time and smaller but more frequent paybacks. The longer
you can make your bankroll and playing time last, the
better chance you have of finding the right slot at
the right time. Learn to be happy with any win you can
get.
TIP VIII. Don't
play with credits. Some players claim that playing with
credits is a practical way of keeping track of a slot's
ups and downs. But when you play with credits, money
loses all meaning. You don't think of those numbers
in the credit meter as real money. They're more like
psychological painkillers. Somehow losing 400 credits
on a quarter slot isn't as bad as losing $100.
It may be tiresome to hand-feed coins into a slot, but
when you hold a bucketful of coins, you can see and
feel the increase and decrease of coins. And playing
with coins forces you to slow down, which extends your
playing time. Remember. Fast is good for the casino.
Slow is good for you. You minimize the house edge.
TIP IX. Limit
progressive slot play. The odds are too great. But if
you like to play progressives, stick to the 2-coin,
3-reel, in-house progressive slot with a top jackpot
of $1200 or so. You must remember that progressive slots
don't pay as often or as many small wins as regular
slots. So when you play a progressive, you're really
playing for the top jackpot.
TIP X. Know which
slot locations to try. Casinos want players to see other
players winning. It's good advertising. So they often
put their better-paying slots in heavy-traffic, highly
visible locations, with room for crowds to gather and
cheer winners on. Such locations include crosswalks,
elevated carousels, and banks of slots near the casino
bar, lounges, change booth, and coffee shop.
TIP XI. Know which
slot locations to avoid. Near show lines, check-in lines,
buffet lines, in the middle of a long row of slots,
and out-of-the-way corners of the casino. Winners here
have little advertising value for the casino. Also avoid
all non-gaming areas, such as airports, bus terminals,
gas stations, drug stores, and cruise lines.
TIP XII. There
is no "right," "wrong," or "best"
way to bet at a slot machine. If, like most people,
you go to a casino to get away, have a few hours of
fun, and maybe win a few bucks now and then, it doesn't
really matter how you bet: maximum, minimum, or a combination
of both.
Ignore any "expert" or casino know-it-all
who says to always bet max coins. They always stress
the possibility of winning -- conveniently overlooking
the greater reality of losing. Just remember. It's not
their money you're playing with.
TIP XIII. Know
the role of luck. Regardless of what the "experts"
say, winning at slots is like winning at keno, bingo,
and your state lottery - pure luck! And luck is either
with you at any one time or it isn't. If it's not, it
won't matter what strategy you use or what you do. Even
experts admit to winning no more than 20 to 30% of the
time. And on some days they don't win at all.
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